ohmygod, if these aren’t the sounds of my horrible upstairs neighbors moving out at fucking midnight, like the fucking assholes they are, then i am going to lose my freaking mind on management tomorrow.

posted 21 hours ago
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: What’s Your Number? (2011)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ally Darling/Colin Shea
Characters: Ally Darling, Colin Shea, Daisy Darling, Eva Darling
Additional Tags: Songfic, But not in the way you’re thinking, Dating, Accidental Drug Use, Pregnancy, but not Ally’s

Colin is going to figure out what Ally’s mom’s deal is if it kills him.

posted 21 hours ago with 1 note
"It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days…Lightly, lightly—it’s the best advice ever given me. So throw away your baggage and go forward. There are quicksands all about you, sucking at your feet, trying to suck you down into fear and self-pity and despair. That’s why you must walk so lightly. Lightly, my darling."
— Aldous Huxley  (via versteur)
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I can’t be a part of your bad girl shenanigans!

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An Endless List of My Favorite Characters

4/: Amelia Jessica “AmyPond

“Doesn’t she seem a bit too angry to you?” 

"Well, somebody’s never been to Scotland."

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Teen Wolf + bitter fan text box meme 

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#he looks like he found jesus



When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

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#lmao; somehow for the first time i’m only just realizing #that were jim sitting there #legs apart; leading with his dick as usual #he would have gripped at the armrests and said calmly ‘it’ll work’ #which tells me two things about this scene #1. spock is doing something so stupid it’s basically kirkesque #completely without logic or knowledge to back him up #leading with instinct only (ha ha ha) LEADING WITH HIS GUT #and 2. bones is now so completely used to jim #used to his bullshit ‘sound decisions’ #used to captaining done by instinct alone #that he’s basically ruined for all other captains now unless they exhibit kirkesque behavior #(leonard reflects later on what the fuck just happened) #(he tells jim much much later on in a worried tone of voice—) #(‘i briefly felt *warm* toward spock’) #(‘and since when do i take a damn thing you say on faith boy’) #(‘why would your insane … self-destructive confidence give me faith’) #(‘tell me this is going to work’) #(but jim - being unconscious; not having woken up in a week since being revived - says nothing) #(and leo realizes again with his hands set over his mouth that he’s ruined for other captains) #lol ok this is still my fandom (tags via ceceliatallis)

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tumblr text posts: doctor who (moffat era)

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